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Joke Topic - 'Stars'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Stars'.

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My girlfriend's teeth are like stars they come out every night...
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When is a boxer like an astronomer?
When he is seeing stars!


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Blondes

Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
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Exam

What is black and white and hard all over?
An exam paper.
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Farmers

Old farmers never die, they just go to seed.
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Witches

How did the witch know that she was ill?
She had a dizzy spell.
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Toads

What should you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
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Fireflies

How do fireflies start a race?
'Ready, Steady, Glow!'
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The Future

The future isn't what it used to be.
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Wife

The kindest thing I can say about my wife is that her in-laws are a lot nicer than mine.
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Ghosts

What is a baby ghost's favorite game?
Peeka-boo.

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