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How do fireflies start a race?
'Ready, Steady, Glow!'

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What do you get if you cross a football team with ice cream?
Aston vanilla.


Have you heard about the new garlic diet?
You don't actually lose weight, but you look thinner from a distance.


Overheard to a chauffeur: 'James, I'm now ninety and rather bored with life, so I want to commit suicide. Kindly drive over the next cliff.'


What do you call a piece of jewelry that has been lost in the long grass on a golf course?
A diamond in the rough.


Fred: My girlfriend has just left on a cruise to the West Indies.
George: Jamaica?
Fred: No, she wanted to go.


We were all in a car and it wouldn't start, so I told everyone to be quiet, and then it started right up! Why??
Cause it goes without saying...


Who do you call the two people who cause the most embarrassment at the annual school parents' evening?
Mum and dad.


Doctor, doctor, these pills you gave me for BO are no use.
What's wrong with them?
They keep slipping from under my arms.


I'm not as dumb as you look.

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