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Joke Topic - 'Statesmen'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Statesmen'.


Statesmen tell you what is true even though it may be unpopular. Politicians will tell you what is popular, even though it may be untrue.

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What did the female cat say to the male cat?
You're the purrfect cat for me.


Doctor, doctor I can't stop sneezing - is there anything you can give me?
How about a tissue?


What's the difference between a Scotsman and a canoe?
A canoe sometimes tips.


What do you call a man whose father was a revolver?
A son of a gun!


Now where did I park my hard drive?


A bachelor is a man who has not made the same mistake once.


What do you call a skeleton who doesn't want to work?
A lazybones.


Why is it called the tourist season if we can't shoot at them?


What do jigsaw puzzles do when they receive bad news?
They go to pieces.

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