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Joke Topic - 'Statesmen'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Statesmen'.

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Statesmen tell you what is true even though it may be unpopular. Politicians will tell you what is popular, even though it may be untrue.


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Cats

What did the female cat say to the male cat?
You're the purrfect cat for me.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor I can't stop sneezing - is there anything you can give me?
How about a tissue?
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Scotsman

What's the difference between a Scotsman and a canoe?
A canoe sometimes tips.
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Father

What do you call a man whose father was a revolver?
A son of a gun!
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Park

Now where did I park my hard drive?
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Bachelors

A bachelor is a man who has not made the same mistake once.
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Skeletons

What do you call a skeleton who doesn't want to work?
A lazybones.
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Tourists

Why is it called the tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
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Puzzles

What do jigsaw puzzles do when they receive bad news?
They go to pieces.

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