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Joke Topic - 'Steak'


Here are 10 jokes on the topic - 'Steak'.

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'Excuse me,' said the guest, 'but this steak is so tough I can't even cut it. Take it away and bring me another.'
'I can't take it away,' said the landlady. 'You've bent it.'
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Diner: Waiter, when I ordered this steak, I said "Well done".
Waiter: Thank you Sir.
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Diner: Waiter, when I ordered this steak, I said 'Well done'.
Waiter: Thank you Sir.
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How did you find your steak, sir?
I just turned over a chip and there it was.
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How do you terrify a vampire?
Ask them if they would like some garlic with their steak?
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Waiter to customer: "I know your steak is frozen. I told you it would melt in your mouth, didn't I?"
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Waiter to customer: "I know your steak is frozen. I told you it would melt in your mouth, didn't I?"
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What is Dracula's least favourite meal?
Steak.
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Which of King Arthur's knights loved to eat steak?
Sir Loin.
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Why was the butcher so worried?
His job was at steak.

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