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Joke Topic - 'Stealing'

Here are 7 jokes on the topic - 'Stealing'.


'Doctor, doctor, I keep stealing things. Can you give me something for it?'
'Try these pills. And if they don't work, bring me back a DVD player."

Did you hear about the man who was caught stealing a battery?
He was put in a dry cell.

Doctor, doctor, I keep stealing things.
Have you taken anything for it?

Judge: You are accused of stealing garments from the clothesline of a convent. What do you have to say for yourself?
Defendant: I promise I won't make a habit of it.

The man said, 'My problem is I keep stealing things.'
My brother said, 'You'd better take something for that.'

What is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.

Which American duo became famous for stealing horses?
Bonnie and Clydesdale.

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