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Joke Topic - 'Stealing'


Here are 7 jokes on the topic - 'Stealing'.

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'Doctor, doctor, I keep stealing things. Can you give me something for it?'
'Try these pills. And if they don't work, bring me back a DVD player."
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Did you hear about the man who was caught stealing a battery?
He was put in a dry cell.
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Doctor, doctor, I keep stealing things.
Have you taken anything for it?
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Judge: You are accused of stealing garments from the clothesline of a convent. What do you have to say for yourself?
Defendant: I promise I won't make a habit of it.
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The man said, 'My problem is I keep stealing things.'
My brother said, 'You'd better take something for that.'
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What is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.
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Which American duo became famous for stealing horses?
Bonnie and Clydesdale.

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