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Joke Topic - 'Stock Brokers'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Stock Brokers'.


How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).

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