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Joke Topic - 'Stock Brokers'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Stock Brokers'.

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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).


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Debate

Debate about hanging suspended
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Light Bulbs

How many Labour Party members does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They haven't got a policy on that.
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Cows

Why do dairy cows never have any money?
Because the farmer milks them dry.
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Dracula

What is Dracula's favorite song?
'Fangs for the memory.'
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Dogs

How does a dog stop a DVD player when it gets to his favourite part of a movie?
He presses the paws button.
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Blondes

Q: What did the blonde say when she opened the box of cheerios?
A: Oh look, daddy...doughnut seeds
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doris
Doris who?
Doris open.
Come on in!
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Pigs

Pigs might fly but this one drives

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