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Joke Topic - 'Stockings'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Stockings'.

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Customer: I'd like a pair of stockings for my wife.
Storekeeper: Sheer?
Customer: No, she's at home.


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Pigs

What kind of pigs are you likely to find on the highway?
Road hogs.
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Cold

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in? It's really cold standing here.
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Programmers

Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.
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Cats

Did you hear about the cat who drank 3 bowls of milk?
He set a new lap record.
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Fathers

George: Is your father still in the hospital?
William: Yes. He's in the Expensive Care Unit.
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Light Bulbs

How many real men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Real men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Blondes

What do a blonde and a car have in common?
They both can drive you crazy.
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Computers

Why was the computer feeling cold?
It had left Windows open.
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Beer

Everyone has to believe in something
I believe I'll have another beer.

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