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Joke Topic - 'Stonemason'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Stonemason'.

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Did you hear about the stonemason's son?
He was a chip off the old block.


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Maggot

What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Finding half a maggot...
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Hearing Aids

"I just got a new hearing aid. It's the best one I've ever had."
"What kind is it?"
"Oh, about 9:30......."
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Jogging

Why did the man go running every time he forgot anything important?
He was trying to jog his memory.
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Change A Light Bulb

How many British Rail staff does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to apologize for the delay.
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Call

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joan.
Joan who?
Joan call us, we'll call you.
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Dogs

Why did the dog run after the duck?
Because everyone kept telling him to get down.
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Ducks

What happens when ducks fly backwards?
They quack up.
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Deer

What do you get if you teach a deer to be a hairdresser?
A styling mousse.
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Ghosts

Did you hear about the smuggler that saw a ghost?
It was the ghostguard.

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