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Joke Topic - 'Stonemason'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Stonemason'.


Did you hear about the stonemason's son?
He was a chip off the old block.

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What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Finding half a maggot...

Hearing Aids

"I just got a new hearing aid. It's the best one I've ever had."
"What kind is it?"
"Oh, about 9:30......."


Why did the man go running every time he forgot anything important?
He was trying to jog his memory.

Change A Light Bulb

How many British Rail staff does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to apologize for the delay.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joan who?
Joan call us, we'll call you.


Why did the dog run after the duck?
Because everyone kept telling him to get down.


What happens when ducks fly backwards?
They quack up.


What do you get if you teach a deer to be a hairdresser?
A styling mousse.


Did you hear about the smuggler that saw a ghost?
It was the ghostguard.

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