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Joke Topic - 'Story'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Story'.

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Did you hear the story about the cup of coffee?
It's real hot stuff.
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What do you call a story that your mother tells you at breakfast every day?
A cereal!
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What do you call the story of a cow who has a fairy godmother?
A dairy tale.


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Opinions

If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary form.
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To Err

To err is human to forgive, beyond the scope of the Operating System.
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Light Bulbs

How many Bob Dylan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. The answer is blowin' in the wind.
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Pencil

Did you hear the story about the broken pencil?
I'd better not tell it to you, there's no point to it.
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Football

Why is a football player like an airline passenger?
They both want safe touchdowns.
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Crash

NERVOUS PASSENGER: How often do planes of this type crash?
CAPTAIN: Only once, Madam.
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Blondes

Q: What do you call a blonde with a leather jacket?
A: A rebel without a clue.
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Roosters

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
An alarm cluck.
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Eggs

Why don't eggs like telling jokes?
They would crack each other up.

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