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Joke Topic - 'Strawberry'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Strawberry'.

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Did you hear about the man who went to the doctor with a strawberry growing out of his head?
The doctor gave him some cream to put on it.
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Why did the strawberry hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a jam.


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