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Joke Topic - 'Student'


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Your child may be an honor student but you're still an idiot.


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Wives

Joe: Your wife is pretty old.
Bob: Thank you. She was even prettier when she was younger.
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Cats

Cats flattened while you watch.
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Christmas Day

What comes at the very end of Christmas Day?
The letter 'Y' of course!
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Dentist

What do you call a dentist in the army?
A drill sergeant.
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School

My parents sent me to boarding school so that they wouldn't have to help me with my homework.
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Sour Cream

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
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Puppies

A man walked into a pet shop and said, 'I'd like a puppy for my son.'
'Sorry sir,' said the store owner, 'we don't do part exchange.'
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Food

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Goblin.
Goblin who?
Goblin down your food will give you a tummy ache.
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Biscuits

Newlywed Wife: I baked two kinds of biscuits today, dear. Would you like to take your pick?
Husband: No, thanks. I'll just use a hammer.

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