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Joke Topic - 'Student'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Student'.


Your child may be an honor student but you're still an idiot.

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Joe: Your wife is pretty old.
Bob: Thank you. She was even prettier when she was younger.


Cats flattened while you watch.

Christmas Day

What comes at the very end of Christmas Day?
The letter 'Y' of course!


What do you call a dentist in the army?
A drill sergeant.


My parents sent me to boarding school so that they wouldn't have to help me with my homework.

Sour Cream

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?


A man walked into a pet shop and said, 'I'd like a puppy for my son.'
'Sorry sir,' said the store owner, 'we don't do part exchange.'


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Goblin who?
Goblin down your food will give you a tummy ache.


Newlywed Wife: I baked two kinds of biscuits today, dear. Would you like to take your pick?
Husband: No, thanks. I'll just use a hammer.

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