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Joke Topic - 'Students'


Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Students'.

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A professor attempting to inspire his students says to his class, "This week is your last chance to study for your final exam next Monday. Time is running out. The exam is now in the hands of the printer. Are their any questions?"
One student inquires, "How many questions will their be?"
Another student asks, "Will the exam require essay answers?"
A third wants to know, "Who's the printer?"
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A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam.
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How many engineering students does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but the rest of the class copies the report.
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How many Princeton students does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.
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I is a university student
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What do you get if you cross a student and an alien?
Something from another universe -ity.


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Samson

Why was Samson so popular?
He brought the house down.
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Music

Hostess: They tell me you love good music.
Guest: Yes, I do. But never mind, keep right on playing.
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Spaghetti

Diner: Excuse me, waiter, but is there spaghetti on the menu?
Waiter: No, but I am sure that we have some in the kitchen.
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Cannibals

Why was the cannibal expelled from school?
Because he kept buttering up the teacher.
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Lawyers

What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A doberman.
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Doctors

George: "Do you know what Dr Williams's specializes in?"
Tom: Yeah, he diagnoses wallets."
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Bookkeepers

Old bookkeepers never die, they just lose their figure
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Skiers

Old skiers never die. They just go downhill.
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Soap

Customer: I'd like a bar of soap please.
Shop Assistant: Would you like it scented?
Customer: No, I want to take it with me now.

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