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Joke Topic - 'Succeed'

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Succeed'.


If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If at first you don't succeed, have you considered becoming a personnel officer?

If at first you don't succeed, try management.

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Nothing succeeds like a budgie with no teeth.

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24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?


What goes ho, ho, ho, plop?
Santa Claus laughing his head off.


How do we know that Rome was built at night?
Because all the books say it wasn't built in a day!


What do you get if you cross a stick of dynamite with the white of an egg?
A boom-meringue.


What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.


What do ghostly policemen do?
They haunt criminals.


There were these two peanuts walking down the street and one was assaulted.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joan who?
Joan call us, we'll call you.


Q: Why don't elephants like penguins?
A: They can't get the wrapper off.(Too whom it may concern: Penguins are a brand of cookies).

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