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Joke Topic - 'Succeed'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Succeed'.

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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
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If at first you don't succeed, have you considered becoming a personnel officer?
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If at first you don't succeed, try management.
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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Nothing succeeds like a budgie with no teeth.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Beer

24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?
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Christmas

What goes ho, ho, ho, plop?
Santa Claus laughing his head off.
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Rome

How do we know that Rome was built at night?
Because all the books say it wasn't built in a day!
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Dynamite

What do you get if you cross a stick of dynamite with the white of an egg?
A boom-meringue.
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Cows

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
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Criminals

What do ghostly policemen do?
They haunt criminals.
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Peanuts

There were these two peanuts walking down the street and one was assaulted.
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Call

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joan.
Joan who?
Joan call us, we'll call you.
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Elephants

Q: Why don't elephants like penguins?
A: They can't get the wrapper off.(Too whom it may concern: Penguins are a brand of cookies).

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