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Joke Topic - 'Sugar'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Sugar'.

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Bob: I call my girlfriend Sugar.
Joe: Why is that?
Bob: Because she's so refined.


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Banana

Why did the banana cross the road?
It was a slip road.
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Violin

What did the violin say to the harp?
May I string along with you?
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A Rooster

What do you get if you cross a rooster with a duck?
An animal that wakes you up at the quack of dawn.
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Pigs

Why was the daddy pig angry with his piglets?
They called him an old boar.
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Dogs

Brian: Yesterday my dog grabbed my dictionary and started chewing it. Fred: So what did you do?
Brian: I took the words right out of his mouth.
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Dracula

What is Dracula's favorite song?
'Fangs for the memory.'
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Letters

What did the letter say to the stamp?
You stick with me and together we'll go places.
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Mouse

What's grey, has four legs, and a trunk?
A mouse on vacation.
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Drunks

I knew that I must be drunk when I started feeling sophisticated - and couldn't pronounce it.

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