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Joke Topic - 'Sugar'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Sugar'.


Bob: I call my girlfriend Sugar.
Joe: Why is that?
Bob: Because she's so refined.

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Why did the banana cross the road?
It was a slip road.


What did the violin say to the harp?
May I string along with you?

A Rooster

What do you get if you cross a rooster with a duck?
An animal that wakes you up at the quack of dawn.


Why was the daddy pig angry with his piglets?
They called him an old boar.


Brian: Yesterday my dog grabbed my dictionary and started chewing it. Fred: So what did you do?
Brian: I took the words right out of his mouth.


What is Dracula's favorite song?
'Fangs for the memory.'


What did the letter say to the stamp?
You stick with me and together we'll go places.


What's grey, has four legs, and a trunk?
A mouse on vacation.


I knew that I must be drunk when I started feeling sophisticated - and couldn't pronounce it.

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