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Joke Topic - 'Suitcases'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Suitcases'.

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Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they would look really silly carrying suitcases.


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Horses

When does a horse usually neigh?
Whinny wants to!
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Politicians

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.
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Frankenstein

How did Frankenstein eat his lunch?
He bolted it down.
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Rush

Don't rush me I get paid by the hour.
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Postmen

Postmen awarded a £2 million pay rise
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Friday

He's leaving Friday.
Who is?
Robinson Crusoe.
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Sing

What should you do if you lock yourself out of your house?
Keep singing until you find the right key.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I feel like a car.
Doctor: I would recommend you to take a brake.
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Chimps

What happens if a chimp falls and twists his ankle?
He gets a monkey wrench.

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