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Joke Topic - 'Suitcases'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Suitcases'.
Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they would look really silly carrying suitcases.
Because they would look really silly carrying suitcases.
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Horses
When does a horse usually neigh?
Whinny wants to!
Whinny wants to!
Politicians
How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.
Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.
Frankenstein
How did Frankenstein eat his lunch?
He bolted it down.
He bolted it down.
Rush
Don't rush me I get paid by the hour.
Postmen
Postmen awarded a £2 million pay rise
Friday
He's leaving Friday.
Who is?
Robinson Crusoe.
Who is?
Robinson Crusoe.
Sing
What should you do if you lock yourself out of your house?
Keep singing until you find the right key.
Keep singing until you find the right key.
Doctors
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I feel like a car.
Doctor: I would recommend you to take a brake.
Doctor: I would recommend you to take a brake.
Chimps
What happens if a chimp falls and twists his ankle?
He gets a monkey wrench.
He gets a monkey wrench.
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