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Joke Topic - 'Summer'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Summer'.


How do rabbits stay cool in the summer?
They have air conditioning.

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, after a lousy summer

Where does Dr. Jekyll go for a vacation?
To his summer Hyde-away.

You know it must be summer when you see Hamish throwing his Christmas tree away.

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Why are Scotsmen such good golfers?
They know that the fewer times they have to hit the ball the longer it will last.


Insanity is hereditary - you get it from your children


Did you hear about the idiot who thought that bacteria was the rear of a cafeteria?


I don't need to buy an encyclopedia - my wife knows everything.

Christmas Cracker

What did the big Christmas cracker say to the little cracker?
My pop is bigger than yours.


What does a skeleton like to order in a restaurant?


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida who?
Aida thirty-two chocolate bars and now I feel terrible.


What is the difference between men and government bonds?
The bonds mature.


Why did the strawberry hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a jam.

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