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Joke Topic - 'Summer'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Summer'.

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How do rabbits stay cool in the summer?
They have air conditioning.
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Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, after a lousy summer
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Where does Dr. Jekyll go for a vacation?
To his summer Hyde-away.
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You know it must be summer when you see Hamish throwing his Christmas tree away.


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Scotsmen

Why are Scotsmen such good golfers?
They know that the fewer times they have to hit the ball the longer it will last.
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Insanity

Insanity is hereditary - you get it from your children
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Cafeteria

Did you hear about the idiot who thought that bacteria was the rear of a cafeteria?
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Encyclopedia

I don't need to buy an encyclopedia - my wife knows everything.
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Christmas Cracker

What did the big Christmas cracker say to the little cracker?
My pop is bigger than yours.
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Skeletons

What does a skeleton like to order in a restaurant?
Spareribs.
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Chocolate

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida thirty-two chocolate bars and now I feel terrible.
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Government

What is the difference between men and government bonds?
The bonds mature.
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Strawberry

Why did the strawberry hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a jam.

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