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Joke Topic - 'Summertime'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Summertime'.

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What do you call a snowman in the summertime?
A puddle!


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Cows

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tilly.
Tilly who?
Tilly cows come home.
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Sharpest

He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting an urge to paint myself gold.
Don't worry it's just a gilt complex!
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Robbery

What do you get if you cross a thief with an orchestra?
Robbery with violins.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a sheep.
That's baaaaaad.
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Gold

How do you make gold soup?
Put 14 carrots in it.
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Vegetables

What type of vegetables do plumbers fix?
Leeks.
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Sheep

How many sheep does it take to make a woolly sweater?
I didn't even know they could knit.
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Wife

I'm having to leave my wife because of another woman - her mother.

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