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Joke Topic - 'Sunburn'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Sunburn'.

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Did you hear about the sunburnt shark?
He got what he was basking for.
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What is red and black, red and black, red and black?
A zebra with sunburn.


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Santa Claus

What do you call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
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Judges

Judge: "Do you wish to challenge any of the jury?
Prisoner: "Well, I think I can lick that little fellow on this end..."
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Coke

I drank eight cokes and burped 7-up
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American

Where do American cows live?
In Moo York.
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Cannibals

Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force?
He wanted to grill his suspects.
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Girlfriends

When I asked my girlfriend if I could see her home she handed me a picture of it.
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Good Luck

"What do you get when you cross poison ivy with 4 leaf clovers?"
"A rash of good luck!"
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Robber

Did you hear about the robber who stole a lamp?
The judge gave him a light sentence.
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Tennis

What can be served but cannot be eaten?
A tennis ball.

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