Home / Joke Topics Index / Joke Topics - S / Joke Topic - Supermarkets - 1

Joke Topic - 'Supermarkets'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Supermarkets'.

$text4

Did you hear about the man who stole 10 bars of soap from a supermarket?
He made a clean getaway.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

$text4

Lawyers

What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Sue.
$text4

Men

What's the best way for a woman to get rid of excess fat?
Divorce him.
$text4

Car Drivers

A careful driver is one who has just spotted a speed camera.
$text4

Centipedes

Why was the centipede dropped from the soccer team?
It took him too long to put his boots on.
$text4

Labor

Heavy labor is aardvark ... but it pays well
$text4

Blondes

Q: Why did the Blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
A: Because it said concentrate.
$text4

Moles

How do you stop moles digging up your garden?
Hide the spades.
$text4

A Million Dollars

Boy to girl: Wow! You look like a million dollars.
Girl: Do you really think so?
Boy: Yes, you're all green and wrinkly.
$text4

Ducks

What do you call a duck that wears a mask and steals money from banks?
A robber duckie.

This is page 1 of 1