Joke Topic - 'Supports'

How many skeptics does it take to change a light bulb?
What makes you think a light bulb can be changed anyway?

Why did the banana visit the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.

Q: On what side of a building does the sun always shine?
A: The outside.

You know you're having a bad day when - You start to put up the clothes you wore home from the party last night ....and there aren't any.

"I'll never forget the time they gave me a farewell party at work. I was so surprised, I didn't even know I had been fired."

What do Santa's little helpers learn when they go to school?
The elf-abet.

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

Why are mummies so selfish?
Because they are all wrapped up in themselves.

What do young dogs like to eat when watching a movie?
Pup-corn!