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Joke Topic - 'Surgeons'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Surgeons'.

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Twelve year old's response to the question, `why does a surgeon wear a mask when he performs an operation?': `So if he makes a muck of it the patient won't know who did it.'

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Did you hear about the school teacher who married a dairymaid?
It didn't last. They were like chalk and cheese.

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