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Joke Topic - 'Surgeons'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Surgeons'.

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Twelve year old's response to the question, `why does a surgeon wear a mask when he performs an operation?': `So if he makes a muck of it the patient won't know who did it.'


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Candle

What did one candle say to the other?
You keep getting on my wick.
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Elephants

Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Have you ever tried ironing one?
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Farmer

Why did the farmer ask the vet to examine his cow?
Because she was so mooo-dy.
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Teddy Bear

What do you call a teddy bear who has seen a ghost?
Haunted.
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Story

What do you call the story of a cow who has a fairy godmother?
A dairy tale.
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Eyes

Eye drops off shelf
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Vampires

What type of coffee do vampires like to drink?
Decoffinated.
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Bird

Why was the bird wearing a wig?
Because it was a bald eagle.
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School Teacher

Did you hear about the school teacher who married a dairymaid?
It didn't last. They were like chalk and cheese.

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