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Joke Topic - 'Talk'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Talk'.

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Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer.
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What has a big mouth, but is unable to talk?
A glass jar.


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Boxer

Mary: You remind me of my favorite boxer.
John: George Foreman?
Mary: No. he's called Fido.
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Woodworm

Why did the woodworm eat a sofa and two easy chairs?
It had a suite tooth.
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Nothing

If you have nothing to do, please don't do it here.
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Boxers

How do you get a boxer to laugh?
Start telling a joke and then hit him with the punchline.
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Octopus

What do you get if you cross an octopus with a cow?
An animal that can milk itself.
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Your Apology

I'm a self-made man.
We accept your apology.
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Witches

Why do witches like to go to a hot country for their vacation?
So that they can have a spell in the sun.
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Towels

What gets wet while it dries?
A towel.
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Monopoly

How come there's only one Monopolies Commission?

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