Joke Topic - 'Talkative'

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.

Patient: Doctor, my stomach really hurts!
Doctor: Oh stop bellyaching will you!

Bob: I call my girlfriend Sugar.
Joe: Why is that?
Bob: Because she's so refined.

Did you hear about the happy Roman soldier?
He was gladiator.

I call my girlfriend 'Laryngitis' because she's a right pain in the neck.

A herd of highland cows are standing in a field in Scotland.
Which one is on holiday?
The one with the wee calf.

When society turns to graffiti, the writing is on the wall

Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

What sport do vampires like to watch?
Bat-minton.