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Joke Topic - 'Talking'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Talking'.

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Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.
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Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm really interested.


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Soup

Waiter, waiter, you've given me a wet soup plate.
That's your soup, sir.
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Lawyers

Why did the lawyer cross the road?
To get to the car accident on the other side.
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Holidays

What is grey, has four legs and a trunk?
A mouse going on holiday.
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Zebras

Why was the zebra made leader of the animal army?
Because he was the one with the most stripes.
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Dog Biscuits

What is the main ingredient of dog biscuits?
Collie flour.
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Remind

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
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Monsters

What should you do with a green monster?
Wait until he is ripe.
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Calf

What did the little calf say to the silo?
"Is my fodder in there?
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Pigs

What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A piiig.

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