Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Great Britain
Who is Great Britain's data compression hero?
Jack the Zipper
Dogs
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
A shaggy dogs tale.
Mistake
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica who?
Jamaica mistake?
Restaurants
I went to a restaurant that was so expensive that they didn't have prices on the menu - just little faces with varying expressions of horror.
Dieting
I'm so overweight I tried dieting - but the only thing I lost was my temper!
Soap
Customer: I'd like a bar of soap please.
Shop Assistant: Would you like it scented?
Customer: No, I want to take it with me now.
Steak
Diner: Waiter, when I ordered this steak, I said 'Well done'.
Waiter: Thank you Sir.
Wood
What is made of wood but can't be sawed?
Sawdust.
Cops
Yo' momma's so fat, she was standing at a corner and the cops came over and said, "Hey! Break it up!"