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Joke Topic - 'Taxi'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Taxi'.

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A Scotsman wanted to impress his girlfriend so he took her for a ride in a taxi. The trouble was, she was so beautiful he could hardly keep his eyes on the meter.
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Last night I got into a taxi and said to the driver, 'Robin Hood's Close'.
He said 'Don't worry, I'm sure that I can lose him at the next set of traffic lights'.
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Wife: One more word from you and I will leave you and go back to my mother.
Husband: Taxi!


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Blondes

How do you keep a blonde girl busy all day?
Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
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Golf

Wife: Where are you going with your golf clubs?
Husband: To a tee party.
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Husband

Janet: My husband talks in his sleep.
Mary: Why not take him to the doctor?
Janet: Are you kidding? It's the only time he talks to me.
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Tidy

What do you call a very tidy woman?
Anita House.
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Boss

Rules:
(1) The boss is always right.
(2) When the boss is wrong, refer to rule 1.
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Wife

My wife is a magician. She can turn anything into an argument.
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Astronauts

What does an astronaut use to keep up his trousers?
An asteroid belt.
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Marriage

Marriage is like a bath tub....once you are in it for awhile it's not so hot.
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Teddy Bears

What do you call a poster advertising the last teddy for sale?
A one ted poster.

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