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Joke Topic - 'Taxidermist'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Taxidermist'.

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Did you hear about the idiot who thought a taxidermist was someone who stuffs dead cab drivers?


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Amnesia

What do you get from a cow that has lost it's memory?
Milk of amnesia.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Millicent.
Millicent who?
Millicent me over to borrow some money from you.
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Dogs

Why don't dogs like traveling in planes?
They get jet wag.
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The Invisible Man

Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?
To make sure he wasn't there.
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Carols

A seven year old going to his first carol service demanded indignantly when the collection plate came round, 'You mean we have to pay for this?'
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Thieves

Thieves Steal Burglar Alarm
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Snakes

What do you get if you cross a snake with a set of building blocks?
A boa constructor.
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Succeed

If at first you don't succeed, try management.
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Bakers

Why did the baker work overtime?
Because he kneaded the dough.

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