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Joke Topic - 'Teacher'
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Teacher'.
"What do you do?" a man asked a pretty girl at a party. "I'm an infant teacher."
"Good gracious! l thought you were at least 26."
"Good gracious! l thought you were at least 26."
I went to high school so long that the other students brought me apples . . . they thought I was the teacher.
Joe: I was playing soccer yesterday and sprained my ankle. That's why I was absent from school this morning.
Teacher: What a lame excuse that is!
Teacher: What a lame excuse that is!
l thought I might become a history teacher when I grew up, but then I realized there was no future in it.
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Tiger
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo?
A stripey jumper.
A stripey jumper.
Florida
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fortification.
Fortification who?
Fortification, we're going to Florida.
Who's there?
Fortification.
Fortification who?
Fortification, we're going to Florida.
Computer Programmers
How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
They don't know how to - it's a hardware problem.
They don't know how to - it's a hardware problem.
Skiers
Old skiers never die. They just go downhill.
Stealing
Did you hear about the man who was caught stealing a battery?
He was put in a dry cell.
He was put in a dry cell.
Golf
What are the three worst words you can hear while playing a round of golf?
"Still your turn"!
"Still your turn"!
Tires
If tires hold up cars, what holds up airplanes?
Hijackers.
Hijackers.
Student
Your child may be an honor student but you're still an idiot.
Judges
How do you learn to be a judge?
Usually by trial and error.
Usually by trial and error.
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