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Joke Topic - 'Teacher'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Teacher'.

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"What do you do?" a man asked a pretty girl at a party. "I'm an infant teacher."
"Good gracious! l thought you were at least 26."
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I went to high school so long that the other students brought me apples . . . they thought I was the teacher.
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Joe: I was playing soccer yesterday and sprained my ankle. That's why I was absent from school this morning.
Teacher: What a lame excuse that is!
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l thought I might become a history teacher when I grew up, but then I realized there was no future in it.


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Tiger

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo?
A stripey jumper.
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Florida

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fortification.
Fortification who?
Fortification, we're going to Florida.
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Computer Programmers

How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
They don't know how to - it's a hardware problem.
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Skiers

Old skiers never die. They just go downhill.
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Stealing

Did you hear about the man who was caught stealing a battery?
He was put in a dry cell.
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Golf

What are the three worst words you can hear while playing a round of golf?
"Still your turn"!
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Tires

If tires hold up cars, what holds up airplanes?
Hijackers.
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Student

Your child may be an honor student but you're still an idiot.
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Judges

How do you learn to be a judge?
Usually by trial and error.

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