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Joke Topic - 'Teacher'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Teacher'.


"What do you do?" a man asked a pretty girl at a party. "I'm an infant teacher."
"Good gracious! l thought you were at least 26."

I went to high school so long that the other students brought me apples . . . they thought I was the teacher.

Joe: I was playing soccer yesterday and sprained my ankle. That's why I was absent from school this morning.
Teacher: What a lame excuse that is!

l thought I might become a history teacher when I grew up, but then I realized there was no future in it.

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