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Joke Topic - 'Teachers' - 3

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Teacher: Where was Magna Carta signed?
Pupil: At the bottom.

Teacher: You missed school yesterday, didn't you?
Henry: No. Not even a little bit!

Welcome to our school, William," said the nursery school teacher to the new boy. "How old are you?"
"I'm not old," said Simon. "I'm still almost new.

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?
One minds the train, the other trains the mind.

When is an English teacher like a judge?
When she hands out long sentences.

Why are maths teachers so useless at gardening?
Everything that they plant grows square roots.

Why did the teacher need to wear dark glasses?
Because she had such a bright class.

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