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Teacher: Where was Magna Carta signed?
Pupil: At the bottom.
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Teacher: You missed school yesterday, didn't you?
Henry: No. Not even a little bit!
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Welcome to our school, William," said the nursery school teacher to the new boy. "How old are you?"
"I'm not old," said Simon. "I'm still almost new.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?
One minds the train, the other trains the mind.
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When is an English teacher like a judge?
When she hands out long sentences.
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Why are maths teachers so useless at gardening?
Everything that they plant grows square roots.
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Why did the teacher need to wear dark glasses?
Because she had such a bright class.

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