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Joke Topic - 'Team'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Team'.

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Football is only a game - until your team loses.
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When is an egg just like a losing team?
When it is being beaten.


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Tennis

What can be served but cannot be eaten?
A tennis ball.
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Father Christmas

Why is a lion in the desert like Father Christmas?
Because it has sandy claws.
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Ducks

What happens when ducks fly backwards?
They quack up.
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Light Bulbs

How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.
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Teddy Bears

What do you call a teddy bear that becomes a member of parliament?
Elected.
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King Kong

How do you catch King Kong?
Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.
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Credit Cards

Last weekend my credit card was stolen but I decided not to report it because the thief is spending less than my wife does.
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A Mutt

What do you get if you cross a mutt with a poodle?
A muddle.
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Baseball

Why is a dog just like a baseball player?
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

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