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Joke Topic - 'Team'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Team'.


Football is only a game - until your team loses.

When is an egg just like a losing team?
When it is being beaten.

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What can be served but cannot be eaten?
A tennis ball.

Father Christmas

Why is a lion in the desert like Father Christmas?
Because it has sandy claws.


What happens when ducks fly backwards?
They quack up.

Light Bulbs

How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.

Teddy Bears

What do you call a teddy bear that becomes a member of parliament?

King Kong

How do you catch King Kong?
Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

Credit Cards

Last weekend my credit card was stolen but I decided not to report it because the thief is spending less than my wife does.

A Mutt

What do you get if you cross a mutt with a poodle?
A muddle.


Why is a dog just like a baseball player?
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

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