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Joke Topic - 'Teddy Bear'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Teddy Bear'.


How do you start a teddy bear race?
Ready! Teddy! Go!

What do you call a teddy bear who has seen a ghost?

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Of course I'm listening to you don't you see me yawning?


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An eskimoo.

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