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Joke Topic - 'Teddy Bear'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Teddy Bear'.

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How do you start a teddy bear race?
Ready! Teddy! Go!
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What do you call a teddy bear who has seen a ghost?
Haunted.


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Bald

What did the bald man say when he was given a comb as a birthday present?
Thanks, I'll never part with it.
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Drunk

I'm not as you think as you drunk I am.
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Christmas

How to cats greet each other at Christmas?
"I wish you a furry merry Christmas and a Happy mew year".
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Politicians

A politician has to be able to see both sides of an issue, so he can get around it.
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Cemetery

'Hi Bob, Where have you been?'
'The cemetery.'
'Oh! Who's dead?'
'They all are.'
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Employees

How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
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Fat Chance

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
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Listening

Of course I'm listening to you don't you see me yawning?
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Cows

What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An eskimoo.

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