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Joke Topic - 'Teddy Bears'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Teddy Bears'.

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What do you call a poster advertising the last teddy for sale?
A one ted poster.
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What do you call a teddy bear that becomes a member of parliament?
Elected.
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What do you call a teddy bear who has been left at the alter by his bride-to-be?
Jilted.


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Sheep

What does a sheep that doesn't like Christmas say?
Baaaa Humbug.
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Rabbits

Is breeding rabbits a hare raising experience?
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Scariest

Which are the scariest prehistoric creatures?
Terror dactyls.
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Office

"I'll never forget the time they gave me a farewell party at work. I was so surprised, I didn't even know I had been fired."
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Horses

My mum said to my uncle, 'What's got four legs and flies?'
My uncle said, 'Don't tell me, the horse is dead.'
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Pigs

How does a pig write home?
With a pig pen.
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Fat

Yo momma so fat she can sit on a dollar and make change.
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Farmer

Did you hear about the stupid farmer who made his chickens drink hot water?
He thought they would lay hard-boiled eggs.
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Optician

Did you hear about the cross-eyed optician?
He could never see eye to eye with his patients.

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