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Joke Topic - 'Teenagers'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Teenagers'.

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How many TEENAGERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"Do it yourseIf - it's your house! What am I, some kind of personal slave or something?"
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Teenage Driver: But, officer, I'm a college graduate.
Traffic Cop: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse for breaking the law.
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The average income of the modern teenager is about 2 a.m.
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Why does it take so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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The Sun

Q: On what side of a building does the sun always shine?
A: The outside.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a snail.
Don't worry, we'll soon have you out of your shell.
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Father Christmas

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a duck?
You get a Christmas quacker.
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Mushrooms

What do you call a mushroom that is always happy?
Fun Gus.
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Dogs

What type of dog wears a uniform and a badge?
A guard dog.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, doctor. I keep thinking I'm a comedian.
Doctor: You must be joking.
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Paint

What kind of coat is put on when it is wet?
A coat of paint.
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Zombies

Why do zombies always look exhausted?
Because they are dead on their feet.
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Relatives

What type of person lives the longest?
A rich relative.

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