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Joke Topic - 'Teflon'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Teflon'.

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If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the frying pan?


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Dog

Mum, can I please have a dog for Christmas?
No, you will have turkey like everyone else!
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Medication

Is it time for your medication or mine?
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Girlfriends

My girlfriend is just like a fine French Impressionist painting. She's very lovely, but is best appreciated at a distance.
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Getting Old

You know you're getting old when you look at the menu before looking at the waitress or waiter.
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Dentist

What do you get if you cross a dentist with a ship?
The tooth ferry.
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Coward

What is chunky, white, and cowardly?
Chicken salad.
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Santa Claus

Who carries a sack and bites people?
Santa Jaws.
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Boss

Job Applicant: Have you got an opening for me?
Boss: Yes, and don't slam it on the way out.
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People

What do spotty people go riding in?
Acne carriages.

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