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Joke Topic - 'Telephone'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Telephone'.


A born loser: Somebody who calls the telephone number that's scrawled in lipstick on the phone booth wall -- and his wife answers.

What do you get if you cross a hunting dog and a telephone?
A golden receiver.

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?
A lot of crackling on the line.

When is an baseball umpire like a telephone operator?
When he makes a call.

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Did you hear about the blonde that threw away her weight loss video because she noticed that the people on the video were not losing weight either?


Did you hear about the dog who went to college?
He won a collarship.

Light Bulbs

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but you have to nag him for a fortnight first.


What do you get if you cross a thief with an orchestra?
Robbery with violins.

Father Christmas

Why did Father Christmas want a garden?
So he could Ho, Ho, Ho!


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Duncan who?
Duncan your doughnut again?


"Who's been eating my porridge?" asked baby bear.
"Who's been eating my porridge?" asked mother bear.
"Burp" said father bear.


Why is it the loudest snorer is always the first one to get to sleep?


Dad, there's someone at the door collecting for the old folks home. Shall I give him grandma?

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