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Joke Topic - 'Telephone'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Telephone'.

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A born loser: Somebody who calls the telephone number that's scrawled in lipstick on the phone booth wall -- and his wife answers.
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What do you get if you cross a hunting dog and a telephone?
A golden receiver.
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What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?
A lot of crackling on the line.
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When is an baseball umpire like a telephone operator?
When he makes a call.


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Blondes

Did you hear about the blonde that threw away her weight loss video because she noticed that the people on the video were not losing weight either?
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Dog

Did you hear about the dog who went to college?
He won a collarship.
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Light Bulbs

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but you have to nag him for a fortnight first.
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Robbery

What do you get if you cross a thief with an orchestra?
Robbery with violins.
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Father Christmas

Why did Father Christmas want a garden?
So he could Ho, Ho, Ho!
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Doughnut

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Duncan.
Duncan who?
Duncan your doughnut again?
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Porridge

"Who's been eating my porridge?" asked baby bear.
"Who's been eating my porridge?" asked mother bear.
"Burp" said father bear.
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Snore

Why is it the loudest snorer is always the first one to get to sleep?
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Grandma

Dad, there's someone at the door collecting for the old folks home. Shall I give him grandma?

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