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Joke Topic - 'Tell'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Tell'.

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Did you hear the story about the broken pencil?
I'd better not tell it to you, there's no point to it.
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Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.
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Why do witches wear nametags?
So you can tell which witch is which.


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Trees

What do fir trees do when they are sad?
They pine a lot.
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Monsters

What do you get if you cross a monster with a Boy Scout?
A creature that scares old ladies across the street.
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Christmas

What did Adam say on December 24th?
It's Christmas, Eve.
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Saliva

Saliva drools O.K.
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Husbands

Many a poor husband was once a rich bachelor.
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Christmas Decorations

What happens if you eat Christmas decorations?
You get tinselitis.
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Golf

PAR: What a golf addict's children call their father.
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Dress

Customer: May I try on that dress in the window, please?
Clerk: No, ma'am. You'll have to use the fitting room like everyone else.
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Bees

What is the quietest bee?
A mumble bee.

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