Joke Topic - 'Tell'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Tell'.

Did you hear the story about the broken pencil?
I'd better not tell it to you, there's no point to it.

Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.

Why do witches wear nametags?
So you can tell which witch is which.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Trees

What do fir trees do when they are sad?
They pine a lot.

What do you get if you cross a monster with a Boy Scout?
A creature that scares old ladies across the street.

What did Adam say on December 24th?
It's Christmas, Eve.

Saliva drools O.K.

Many a poor husband was once a rich bachelor.

What happens if you eat Christmas decorations?
You get tinselitis.

PAR: What a golf addict's children call their father.

Customer: May I try on that dress in the window, please?
Clerk: No, ma'am. You'll have to use the fitting room like everyone else.

What is the quietest bee?
A mumble bee.

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