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Joke Topic - 'Temper'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Temper'.


I'm so overweight I tried dieting - but the only thing I lost was my temper!

Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I keep losing my temper with people.
Doctor: Tell me about your problem.
Patient: I just did, didn't I, you stupid idiot!

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