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Joke Topic - 'Temptation'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Temptation'.

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Lead me not into temptation -- I can find it for myself.


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Keyhole

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ike.
Ike who?
Ike'n see you through the keyhole.
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Boyfriends

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Kisses.
Kisses who?
Kisses your boyfriend here!
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Dogs

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?
A dog that chases cars - and catches them.
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People

Who do you call the two people who cause the most embarrassment at the annual school parents' evening?
Mum and dad.
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Fishing

Do you like fly fishing?
No, I prefer to catch fish.
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Newspaper

Which newspaper do cows enjoy reading?
The Daily Moos.
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Firefly

What did one firefly say to the other one?
Got to glow now.
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Teacher

l thought I might become a history teacher when I grew up, but then I realized there was no future in it.

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