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Joke Topic - 'Terriers'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Terriers'.

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How did the Scottish dog feel when it saw the Loch Ness monster?
Terrier-fied.


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Lunch

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Venice.
Venice who?
Venice lunch going to be ready?
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Dandruff

Do you suffer from Dan Druff?
Well, just tell him to go away and leave you alone.
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Cats

What do you call it when a cat stops briefly?
A paws.
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Listened

Joe: Oh, I wish I'd listened to my mother!
Will: Why? What did she tell you?
Joe: I don't know! I didn't listen!
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Abbreviated

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
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Bull

Enraged Bull Injures Farmer With Axe
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Graduates

Q: What do you say to an Arts graduate with a job?
A: I'll have a hamburger please.
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Blondes

Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
A: Change.
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Houses

People who live in glass houses always have to answer the doorbell.

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