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Joke Topic - 'Terrorists'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Terrorists'.

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Last year a group of terrorists hijacked a planeload of lawyers. They said that they'd release one every hour unless their demands were met.


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Bowling

Why were the bowling pins lying down?
Because they were on strike.
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Blacksmith

Did you hear about the blacksmith who was taken to court?
The judge found him guilty of forging.
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Boxers

How do you get a boxer to laugh?
Start telling a joke and then hit him with the punchline.
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Uncles

I said to my uncle, 'How long have you been bald?'
He said 'Ever since the war lad. I lost it in a hair raid.'
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Speak

Go ahead, speak Your Mind! I Enjoy The Silence!
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Getting Old

You know you're getting old when you turn out the lights for economic reasons instead of romantic ones.
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Favorite

What is the favorite sport of Farmer Brown?
Fencing.
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Wife

My wife divorced me on religious grounds.
She worships money and I don't have any.
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Blondes

Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
A: They're too hard to peel.

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