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Joke Topic - 'Tests'

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I think animal testing is a terrible idea they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

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Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A. So he can ho-ho-ho.


Q: What do you get if you cross a bird with a magician?
A: A flying sorcerer.

Get Lost

I never get lost - everyone tells me where to go.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Money who?
Money is stiff, I hurt it playing football.


Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink.


What do you call a snake that becomes a Canadian law officer?
Mountie Python.


Patient: Doctor, doctor, I have a hoarse throat.
Doctor: Believe me, the resemblance doesn't end there.

Father Christmas

What do you get if you deep fry Father Christmas? Crisp Cringle.


Wife: Why did you come came home at 4 am this morning?
Husband: Where else you can go to at 4 in the morning in this town?

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