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Joke Topic - 'Texas'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Texas'.

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A salesman is assigned a new route that takes him into Texas for the first time. After reaching his first stop in Texas, it was late so he checked into a motel. And went to it's restaurant for diner. He ordered a small beer. The waitress brought him a huge mug.
"Waitress" he said," I ordered a small beer." She said," this is Texas, in Texas this is a small beer." Then he ordered a petite steak and the waitress brought him a two inch thick stake so big the sides of it were hanging off the edge of the pater.
"Waitress, I ordered a petite stake"
She told him that in Texas that was a petite stake. After a while all that beer was getting to him, so he asked the waitress where the rest room was. She told him to go down the hall two doors and turn to the *RIGHT*. He staggered down the hall two doors, turned *LEFT*, and walked into the hotel swimming pool. As he bobbed to the surface, he screamed,
"DON'T FLUSH IT!"
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Did you hear about the kid from Texas who got all the way the finals of a national spelling bee but then lost out because he couldn't spell 'small'.


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Cats

What do you call a cat that tells jokes?
A witty kitty.
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Parrots

What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after taking a bath?
Polly unsaturated.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Millicent.
Millicent who?
Millicent me over to borrow some money from you.
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Bell

Q: What did they award the man that invented the door knocker?
A: The No-bell Prize.
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Chicken

Why did the chicken go red?
She was henbarrassed.
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Horses

How do you spell hungry horse in four letters?
M, T, G, G.
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Ducks

Did you hear that the price of duck feathers has risen?
So now even down is up.
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Drums

The first thing a child learns when he gets a drum is that he'll never get another one.
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Dog

A FATHER: The man who has complete command, most of the time, of the dog.

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