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Joke Topic - 'The Atlantic'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'The Atlantic'.

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Which bus crossed the Atlantic ocean?
Columbus.


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Pigs

My uncle keeps a pig under his bed. I said, 'What about the smell?'
My uncle said, 'He doesn't mind that.'
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Gnomes

Where do gnomes go to when they're feeling ill?
The National Elf Service.
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Law

Court of law - the place where a suit is pressed and a man can be taken to the cleaners.
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Doctors

Doctor: Nurse, I'm ready to see the next patient now, can you send her in?
Nurse: Sorry, she didn't look very well, so I sent her home.
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Elephants

What do you call an elephant who isn't important?
An irrelephant.
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Coffee

Did you hear the story about the cup of coffee?
It's real hot stuff.
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Farmers

What do you call a farmer who used to like farm machinery?
An ex-tractor fan.
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Open The Door

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey who?
Mickey won't work, so please open the door for me!
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Keyhole

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ike.
Ike who?
Ike'n see you through the keyhole.

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