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Joke Topic - 'The Cops'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'The Cops'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke out, the cops are after you.


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Pessimists

How many PESSIMISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"What's the point? It'll only blow again."
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Imagine

I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
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Tourists

Tourist: Is that chin-strap to keep your helmet on?
Policeman: No, sir, it's to rest my jaw on after answering stupid questions.
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Married

'Are you married?'
'No, I've always been round-shouldered.'
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Suggestions

Hi, this is John's answering machine. He's not here, but I'm open to suggestions.
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Lawyers

Where there's a will, there's a happy Lawyer!
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Dogs

What breed of dog rides a horse named Macaroni?
Yankee poodle!
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Exams

Father: Well son, how are your exam results?
Son: They're all under water
Father: What do you mean?
Son: They're all under C level.
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Your Apology

I'm a self-made man.
We accept your apology.

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