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Joke Topic - 'The Difference'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'The Difference'.

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Hamish: "Do you know what's the difference between you and a vending machine?"
Jimmy: "No?"
Hamish: "You can get a drink out of a vending machine."
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How do you tell the difference between Computer Scientist and a normal person?
Get them to count. The Computer Scientist is the one that starts from zero.
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What is the difference between a hill and a pill?
A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.
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What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.


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Elves

Q. What did the elf use to make him taller?
A. He used elf raising flour.
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Talking

Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm really interested.
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Rabbit

What do you call a rabbit that's just won the lottery?
A millionhare.
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Politicians

A politician is someone who shakes your hand before an election and your confidence after it.
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Dogs

Ever notice that when the doorbell rings, the dog's the first one to the door, but it's never for him?
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Life

If you think life's a joke, tell me the punchline
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Cannibals

Did you hear the one about the cannibal who got married, and at the wedding reception, toasted his mother-in-law?
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Girlfriends

My new girlfriend has lovely long brown hair all down her back. It's just a shame that she doen't have any on her head.
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Blondes

Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

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