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Joke Topic - 'The Difference'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'The Difference'.


Hamish: "Do you know what's the difference between you and a vending machine?"
Jimmy: "No?"
Hamish: "You can get a drink out of a vending machine."

How do you tell the difference between Computer Scientist and a normal person?
Get them to count. The Computer Scientist is the one that starts from zero.

What is the difference between a hill and a pill?
A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.

What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.

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A. He used elf raising flour.


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A millionhare.


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Ever notice that when the doorbell rings, the dog's the first one to the door, but it's never for him?


If you think life's a joke, tell me the punchline


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My new girlfriend has lovely long brown hair all down her back. It's just a shame that she doen't have any on her head.


Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

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