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Joke Topic - 'The Human Race'


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As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?


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Punk Rockers

How many PUNK ROCKERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to kick the chair out from under him.
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Ghosts

Why is a ghost like a cold breeze?
Because it makes people shiver.
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Pigs

What kind of pigs are you likely to find on the highway?
Road hogs.
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Arrows

What did they say to King Harold at the battle of Hastings?
Cor! Get an eyeful of those arrows!
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Chicken Soup

Have you ever had chicken soup?
No, I've never known a chicken who could cook.
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Monsters

What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.
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Vampire

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a hyena?
A animal that laughs at the sight of blood.
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Computers

Another megabytes the dust.
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People

The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

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