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Joke Topic - 'The Human Race'

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Punk Rockers

How many PUNK ROCKERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to kick the chair out from under him.


Why is a ghost like a cold breeze?
Because it makes people shiver.


What kind of pigs are you likely to find on the highway?
Road hogs.


What did they say to King Harold at the battle of Hastings?
Cor! Get an eyeful of those arrows!

Chicken Soup

Have you ever had chicken soup?
No, I've never known a chicken who could cook.


What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.


What do you get if you cross a vampire with a hyena?
A animal that laughs at the sight of blood.


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The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

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