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Joke Topic - 'The Internet'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'The Internet'.


Doctor, doctor, I feel like I'm part of the Internet!
Well, you do look a site.

Who surfs the Internet and goes, 'Choo, Choo'?
Thomas the Search Engine.

Why did the spider go on the internet?
It was searching for a new website.

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