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Joke Topic - 'The Internet'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'The Internet'.

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Doctor, doctor, I feel like I'm part of the Internet!
Well, you do look a site.
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Who surfs the Internet and goes, 'Choo, Choo'?
Thomas the Search Engine.
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Why did the spider go on the internet?
It was searching for a new website.


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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife/ex-husband.
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Blondes

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
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Favorite

What is the favorite sport of Farmer Brown?
Fencing.
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Pigs

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?
A lot of crackling on the line.
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Light Bulbs

What did one light bulb say to the other?
I'm going out tonight.
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Piano

Mack: My uncle plays piano by ear.
Jack: That's nothing. My uncle fiddles with his whiskers!
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Gold

How do you make gold soup?
Put 14 carrots in it.
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Birthdays

He really surprised her on her birthday.
He remembered it.
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Pessimists

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, the old one is probably screwed in too tight.

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