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Joke Topic - 'The Loch Ness Monster'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'The Loch Ness Monster'.

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How did the Scottish dog feel when it saw the Loch Ness monster?
Terrier-fied.


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A Rooster

What do you get if you cross a rooster with a duck?
An animal that wakes you up at the quack of dawn.
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Teletubby

What do you call a teletubby who's been robbed?
A tubby
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Daughter

She was only a moonshiner's daughter, but I love her still!
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Abbreviated

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
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Notice

Notice - If you notice this notice you will notice its not worth noticing
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Failure

Predestination was doomed to failure from the start
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Birds

What kind of bird is always on its knees?
A bird of prey.
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Cowboys

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya who?
I didn't know you were a cowboy.
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Dogs

What do you get if you cross a dog and a waffle?
A woofle.

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