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Joke Topic - 'The Lottery'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'The Lottery'.


A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, "Pack up your things! I just won the lottery!"
His wife replies, "Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?"
The man responds, "I don't care. Just so long as you're out of the house by noon!"

Can you call someone on the other side of the international date line and get tomorrow's winning lottery numbers?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Water who?
Water our chances of winning the lottery?

McDougal bought two tickets for the lottery. He won five million pounds.
"How do you feel about your big win?" asked a newspaper reporter.
"Disappointed," said McDougal, "My other ticket didn't win anything."

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