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Joke Topic - 'The Moon'
Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'The Moon'.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food but no atmosphere.
Great food but no atmosphere.
Man to travel agent: "Give me a ticket to the moon. I want to go there on vacation."
Agent: "Sorry sir, but the moon is full."
Agent: "Sorry sir, but the moon is full."
What do you call tiny bugs that live on the moon?
Luna ticks!
Luna ticks!
What is large, bright and stupid?
A fool moon.
A fool moon.
Why did the cow jump over the moon?
The milkmaid had cold hands.
The milkmaid had cold hands.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a dog.
Sit!
Sit!
Quasimodo
How did Quasimodo know the end was near?
He had a hunch.
He had a hunch.
Coffee
Patient: Doctor, I think that I'm a cup of coffee.
Doctor: Oh, do perk up and don't be such a drip.
Doctor: Oh, do perk up and don't be such a drip.
Listened
Joe: Oh, I wish I'd listened to my mother!
Will: Why? What did she tell you?
Joe: I don't know! I didn't listen!
Will: Why? What did she tell you?
Joe: I don't know! I didn't listen!
Baker
Did you hear about the baker who got an electric shock?
He stood on a bun and a current ran up his leg.
He stood on a bun and a current ran up his leg.
Coffee Beans
Why couldn't the coffee bean go out to play with his friends?
He was grounded.
He was grounded.
Batman
How does Batman's wife call him for dinner?
Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner - Batman!
Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner - Batman!
Bars
The man who goes into a bar very optimistically usually leaves it very misty optically.
Girlfriends
My other girlfriend is beautiful
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