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Joke Topic - 'The Moon'

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'The Moon'.


Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food but no atmosphere.

Man to travel agent: "Give me a ticket to the moon. I want to go there on vacation."
Agent: "Sorry sir, but the moon is full."

What do you call tiny bugs that live on the moon?
Luna ticks!

What is large, bright and stupid?
A fool moon.

Why did the cow jump over the moon?
The milkmaid had cold hands.

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Doctor, Doctor I feel like a dog.


How did Quasimodo know the end was near?
He had a hunch.


Patient: Doctor, I think that I'm a cup of coffee.
Doctor: Oh, do perk up and don't be such a drip.


Joe: Oh, I wish I'd listened to my mother!
Will: Why? What did she tell you?
Joe: I don't know! I didn't listen!


Did you hear about the baker who got an electric shock?
He stood on a bun and a current ran up his leg.

Coffee Beans

Why couldn't the coffee bean go out to play with his friends?
He was grounded.


How does Batman's wife call him for dinner?
Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner - Batman!


The man who goes into a bar very optimistically usually leaves it very misty optically.


My other girlfriend is beautiful

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