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Joke Topic - 'The Moon'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'The Moon'.

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food but no atmosphere.
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Man to travel agent: "Give me a ticket to the moon. I want to go there on vacation."
Agent: "Sorry sir, but the moon is full."
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What do you call tiny bugs that live on the moon?
Luna ticks!
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What is large, bright and stupid?
A fool moon.
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Why did the cow jump over the moon?
The milkmaid had cold hands.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a dog.
Sit!
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Quasimodo

How did Quasimodo know the end was near?
He had a hunch.
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Coffee

Patient: Doctor, I think that I'm a cup of coffee.
Doctor: Oh, do perk up and don't be such a drip.
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Listened

Joe: Oh, I wish I'd listened to my mother!
Will: Why? What did she tell you?
Joe: I don't know! I didn't listen!
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Baker

Did you hear about the baker who got an electric shock?
He stood on a bun and a current ran up his leg.
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Coffee Beans

Why couldn't the coffee bean go out to play with his friends?
He was grounded.
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Batman

How does Batman's wife call him for dinner?
Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner - Batman!
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Bars

The man who goes into a bar very optimistically usually leaves it very misty optically.
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Girlfriends

My other girlfriend is beautiful

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